The Hielamen Trilogy

When dragons, bureaucracy, cosmic prophecies, and neighbourhood disasters collide, there is only one man stubborn enough to stand his ground. Hielamen has survived centuries, radiation, impossible wars, and more paperwork than any hero should endure, but nothing has prepared him for the day a colossal dragon decides his front lawn is the perfect place to settle down. Armed with little more than an armoured coat, a mug of coffee, and an extraordinary talent for being spectacularly unimpressed, Hielamen faces a growing parade of eccentric allies, self-important cosmic beings, and catastrophes that somehow become even more ridiculous every time someone tries to help.

The Hielamen Trilogy is a wildly original blend of epic fantasy, science fiction, absurd comedy, and heartfelt adventure that refuses to take itself seriously while delivering unforgettable characters and laugh-out-loud moments. From dragons filing official complaints to omniscient diamonds with an ego problem, and from singing rooftops to sheds with ambitions far beyond their station, this trilogy proves that saving the world is easy. Protecting your property from it is another matter entirely. Once you meet Hielamen, you'll never look at a quiet afternoon, or your lawn, the same way again.