The Universe Disintegrated My Kitchen, and Other Inconveniences

Bill is the most ordinary man in Melbourne. He pays his taxes, worries about real estate inspections, and just wants a decent cup of coffee. Then one morning his toaster explodes, his entire kitchen is erased from existence, and a floating bureaucrat informs him that he is the galaxy's most wanted cosmic war criminal. Arrested by an impossibly incompetent alien government that refuses to admit mistakes, Bill is dragged into a universe where paperwork is deadlier than weapons, complaints disappear into black holes of administration, and common sense is considered a dangerous liability.

As Bill desperately tries to prove he is the wrong Bill, the real universe-shattering criminal begins closing in, forcing the Galactic Bureau of Existential Sanctions to confront the one thing it fears more than cosmic annihilation: admitting an administrative error. Packed with razor-sharp satire, absurd humour, unforgettable characters, and delightfully escalating chaos, The Universe Deleted My Kitchen and Other Inconveniences is a laugh-out-loud science fiction adventure that proves surviving the end of reality is easy. Surviving intergalactic bureaucracy is another matter entirely.