The Hielamen Universe - The 1st Trilogy

Hielamen wants very little from existence: a decent cup of tea, a patch of lawn nobody is standing on, and perhaps one afternoon in which reality keeps its opinions to itself. Unfortunately, reality has other plans. When an enormous dragon decides his garden is the perfect place to settle down, Hielamen responds with the weary irritation of a man dealing with an inconsiderate neighbour. Soon there are authorities, destiny inspectors, cosmic paperwork, an All-Knowing Wise Diamond nobody asked for, and A.B. Normal, whose determination to help remains considerably greater than his ability to do so. _The Hielaman Trilogy v1.0

Across three gloriously ridiculous adventures, Hielamen discovers that getting a dragon off your lawn is merely the beginning. There are roofs to defend, sheds to reclaim, bureaucracies to survive, and increasingly absurd forces determined to interfere with the quiet life of a man who has already survived far too much to be impressed by destiny. The Hielamen Trilogy is an irreverent fantasy comedy about dragons, cosmic incompetence, stubbornness, friendship, and one magnificently unimpressed old bastard who refuses to let the universe tell him where he can sit.